Showing posts with label fail. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fail. Show all posts

Monday, May 26, 2014

Things Remembered/Know The Rules

Well, howdy! Or, rather, hello netizens. Sorry, I got a little Southern there. For those that don't know, netizen: a person who actively uses the internet especially in a proper and responsible way. The more you know. So, today I'm going to talk about some things that have made me stumble for stupid/crazy simple reasons. There are two main issues that I've come across. But first! I'm going to make coffee. Good thing this isn't a live stream. Now that ten minutes have passed for me and about a second for you, I'm back with coffee and sustenance. Le Music De Goog(read Google Play Music) is going and I'm ready. Time to plug in and plug away!

The biggest thing that gets my metaphorical goat is when your code looks like it's correct, there aren't any errors or anything like that, and it still doesn't return the result that you want. for instance: nested if statements. If you don't do them the right way, they will ignore entire sections of the code. For example:
<script type = "text/javascript">
var artist = "Foo Fighters"
var song = "Walk"

if(artist != "Foo Fighters"){
    alert("You don't like 'em, eh?");
      if(song == "Walk"){
        alert("nice choice");
      }else{
        alert("Too slow for you?");
      }
  }else{
    alert("Nice!");
  }
</script>

While this looks like it is correct, notice that the first if statement has a != that means does not equal. But the variable artist does equal "Foo Fighters" so it has to go to the end of the script to use alert("Nice!"); which means that the second if statement gets completely ignored. However, if the artist variable didn't equal "Foo Fighters" you'd be fine. So, it just calls for a little preexisting knowledge about your variables. Because if you don't know what's going on, your code will soon get really messed up and you won't know why because it all looks fine. Makes for debugging very annoying when you find out that you just had things in the wrong order, or something. The worst is when you spend hours trying to fix your code and it turns out that you're missing a period, or something like that. And if you haven't had this happen, it will. Don't worry.

Another thing that will mess you up is not knowing the rules. And the rule that doesn't get talked about too much, is that you can't name a variable with a number. So, var 1 ="hi" wouldn't register. It just sits there and does nothing. I'm not saying I've done this(totally have),but if I had(which I did) then I would tell you that it's annoying to look up the problem and it just makes you realize what a newb you are. 

So, there we have it, some things to watch out for in any language. 
1. Know the order in which things are read and run.
2. Know the rules.
3. Know that you'll mess up and don't be afraid of it.

And with that, I'll go and finish listening to +Jupiter Broadcasting because those guys are awesome.
See y'all on Wednesday!



 --Martin 

Monday, March 17, 2014

Yeesh In A New Tab!

     Yeesh! This is sooo late! I did a lot of things today; it was crazy! I reeeaaalllyy wanted to say that I didn't feel good and that it's St. Patrick's day, but that was just an excuse, and those things suck when the next day shows up and you realize you didn't do what you were supposed to. Today, I'm working on a HTML/CSS project with Udemy.  It's actually pretty neat, you can make "websites" and use files on your computer to move around. Like, contact, home, and whatnot. Obviously, no coffee. It's almost 11pm... But, I've got Groovshark going, with the instructional videos cutting in every now and again. So, it's time to plug in and plug away!



HTML/CSS


     Yup, a website! The coolest things that I learned shall be brought forth into the light of your computer! First up is opening something in a new tab. I love it when a website opens something that I might just be checking out, but isn't a main feature, in a new tab. What you put is this:

<a target = "_blank">

  and that's it! It's super easy! And so freakin useful! Good thing I know about that now!    

 Next up is the redirect. If you want to show a warning, a statement, you don't want people to hang around, you use this! You set the time that the computer will wait, and then boom! Redirect!

 <meta http-equiv = "Refresh" content  = "12; url = http:www.bing.com"/>

 The number '12' refers to how long you want the client to wait before they go to the url.
     The next thing up is how to have a link go to a specific page on your website. Let's say you have a long article, and you want to be able to point out a certain area. Using this will open the link scrolled down to the area that you want them to see. You see this employed in FAQs and READMEs all the time.
     You give the section you want to go to with a tag like this: <a name = "example_name">

And then to call it, you use tags like this: <a href ="Example_page#example_name">Example</a>

Also, a good place to see a lot of other tags is to go here and just cruise around. It's w3; if you don't know what that is, look it up. Definitely worth knowing.

I just looked at the HTML version of this article. That was cray cray. Turns out it IS a good idea to do the html title thing in HTML because then you don't end up with a looott of completely unnecessary spans and divs. Anyhoo, back to the subject at... mouse? Not too sure what to call it when it's online.
The only thing left is: the different ways to call CSS, because; there's more than one way to do that! crazy, right? But, instead of me telling you, I'll let this guy do a better job than I could!

SO! That's going to do it for today, folks. I know, no .js. But never fear! I shall have some! At some point. I'm working with the HTML right now, but the class will be bringing in .js and PHP and some other cool stuff, so don't go crazy. I'll have some when I get some. See y'all on Wednesday!


--Martin

Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Happy Birthday Internet, I failed you.

Dear internet,

     I have failed you. I got nothing done today. I should have been able to, but I overslept and missed my window of opportunity. And then I got distracted... typical terrible day for me here. I then had to drive all over. Now I'm in Dallas hoping to get some studies done.  Also, today is the birthday of the internet! Yay me for failing it on its birthday... But, in lieu of nothing .js/HTML/CSS to write about, I thought I'd write about my beginning experiences with the internet and its included technology. Basically a copy pasta from G+ that I did earlier today, plus a few flourishes. Here goes:

     I was born the same year as the internet, but my birthday is not until November, so I'm not one of the cool people that was born today twenty five years ago. Unlike a lot of people my age, I remember the first time I heard about the internet. The main reason for this is that my family didn't have internet or even a computer till the year 2002-2003 before that we had to go to the library to access the internet. I was about seven the first time I heard about the internet from my oldest sister. She told me about how I needed to go to the big blue E(IE) and then type in yahoo.com and then from there I could search for things. I didn't really do much for a long time, the games were stupid, you had to stand the whole time, there were a lot of loud, whiny kids that, like me were trying to figure things out. This was back when I was somewhat of an introvert, so loud people was not really my thing(still isn't really) I didn't really start doing anything until (again) my oldest sister, who had now moved out and gone to the Navy, gave the family an old computer that she no longer needed. Using dial-up the family would do their emails and my mother would write on there instead of the Word Processor she had before. My parents didn't want me to use the computer and instead forced me to go outside, or read a book, or something. This new technology couldn't be good for a young mind like mine. However, I am somewhat of a rebel(not because I live in Texas btw) and learned the dial-up password(this was in the days when you had to sign into the internet yourself) I tested it at midnight, and woke my brother up from all the dial-up sounds. He made me go back to bed, but I had the password! from then on I would sneak as much time as I could on there. My mother, being the wise old soul that she is, soon figured out that I was sneaking onto the computer. Of course, she thought I was looking at porn and such (that didn't come along till later) mainly because this was the time when the news stations were freaking out about how porn would kill the fertile minds of the youth of America. I just wanted to play games and learn everything I could about how it worked. But, my mother would hear none of it; she started by hiding essential(or so she thought) parts of the computer. Hide the keyboard? learn that there's an on-screen keyboard. Hide the mouse? learn keyboard shortcuts, that you can use the number pad to direct the pointer, and that tab comes in handy all the time. Hide the power cord? make a new one. Really, what I'm trying to say is that there really wasn't a way to keep my offline. But my mother tried her hardest. My father didn't really have an issue with it as long I wasn't on there all day. He also was the one who found me looking at porn when he came home early. "I clicked the wrong link" only worked the first time. The internet and I have had a long and tumultuous relationship. I've known the world without the web, but that's only because I wasn't allowed to know it until much later than most. Today, as you can see, I'm still trying to learn how things work. I'm way behind, and have a lot of catching up to do, but I'm not planning on stopping. As much fun as Reddit and all those meme sites are, I just ignore them (usually) and now I need to learn so much! But, unlike some, I want to learn. I want to know as much as I can! Right now it's just .js and such, but once I get those down enough, I don't plan on stopping there. As long as technology exists, there will always be something new to learn. So, sock it to me baby, I'm ready and willing!

--Martin

Friday, March 7, 2014

Just Methodical Penguins

     Coffee! It happened! OlĂ©! I've been making it a habit to not go to the coffee shop during the week and have a French press at home when I need the caffeine. However, getting out of the house on occasion is good for me. That's why I come to the coffee shop on Friday. It's good for everyone. I don't scare people/ get ridiculed because of my beard, I save money, I get to sleep longer, win-win really. I wear my +Jupiter Broadcasting  sweatshirt, (which will soon have a  matching shirt(whoo!)) and get things done! I've got a salad waiting for me when I need a break, I've had my coffee, I have Grooveshark (again. Such a creature of habit.) playing a Piano Guys playlist because I love the cellos and piano together, so it's time to plug in and plug away!


But first, a link: https://developer.mozilla.org Seriously, it's just a good place to go when you need some info on . js, HTML, CSS, and of course Firefox and all those things that they do. Also, Persona. Seriously. Sign up, get the newsletter, it's just a good idea.

HTML/CSS



      So, (again)there isn't much to report on this front. Mainly I'm getting through things and reading a lot of the stuff on Mozilla. So, if you want some HTML for today, head over there and check out some of that stuff. It's always a good idea.


JavaScript



      Now onto methods. Yup. Moar methods! This time it's something that helps us with a lot of things. It's such a long list, just go here and they'll tell you everything. Here's an example of prototype with penguins!


// create a Penguin constructor here
function Penguin(name, numLegs){
    this.name = name;
    this.numLegs = numLegs;
}

// create a sayName method for Penguins here
Penguin.prototype.sayName = function(){
    console.log("Hi my name is " + this.name);
};

// our test code
var theCaptain = new Penguin("Captain Cook", 2);
theCaptain.sayName();

And that means that we can create as many penguins as we want! You can also inherit from another Method so that you only need to add to something instead of creating an entirely new one. Example:

// the original Animal class and sayName method
function Animal(name, numLegs) {
    this.name = name;
    this.numLegs = numLegs;
}
Animal.prototype.sayName = function() {
    console.log("Hi my name is " + this.name);
};

// define a Penguin class
function Pengiun(name){
    this.name= name;
    this.numLegs = 2;
}

// set its prototype to be a new instance of Animal
Penguin.prototype = new Animal();
var tux = new Penguin("Tux");
console.log(tux);

     Notice on the first one that we had to say how many legs it had, but on the second one, we just have the name as a parameter, and the legs are always going to be two, because; well, penguins only have two legs. Unless they lost one to a seal, or something. We can also call tux with <sayName> and it'll do the whole script. Do this:

tux.sayName();

and you get this:

"Hi my name is Tux"

 The reason that happens is because we added it as a new Animal et voila! It does the magic.

     As an aside, this section was so full of bugs it that I am seriously going to need a walk. They just ignore the needs of their students and don't give a <censored> about anything. I'm just glad I'm almost done with them. At least in the .js and HTML area. That'll about for me folks. Don't forget to check out the Mozilla stuff. Seriously, tons of cool stuff over there. See y'all on Monday! If the lessons aren't TOO buggy, I should be celebrating the end of the course!


--Martin

Friday, February 14, 2014

Relocating/#smh

      Right now it is 12:11 pm and the internet is out. Again. If it doesn't get fixed soon, I'm going to have to go to the coffee shop. I didn't really want to do that, but I gotta do my studies, man! I was able do get some studies done before, it went out, but not enough to really count for anything. I do know that I found some interesting things in one of the .js lessons, and I'll cover that later. Right now, I'm going to wait thirty minutes. If there's no WiFi by then, I'm outta here!
There is no WiFi. My life is empty and meaningless. Time to go to the coffee shop! For me, that’s twenty minutes. For you, it’s the next character over -> Someone has my chair. I’m not happy about this. The light is all wrong, the pillows are weird, there’s only one armrest, I sound like Sheldon Cooper! haha! I’ll wait until they leave, and then strike!


HTML/CSS





      Psuedo--class selectors; that's what I'm starting with today. Lesson people say: "A pseudo-class selector is a way of accessing HTML items that aren't part of the document tree (remember the tree structure we talked about earlier?). For instance, it's very easy to see where a link is in the tree. But where would you find information about whether a link had been clicked on or not? It isn't there!" Example: You know how when you click on something, it usually changes color like, blue to purple? That's what this is. And then there's the CSS thing where something changes when you hover over it:
a:hover {
color: #cc0000;
font-weight: bold;
text-decoration: none;
}       So, now that we have that weapon in our arsenal, let's take it to the battlefield; the console.
Alright, so now we have something to go with. Here's an e.g:
<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<head>
<link type="text/css" rel="stylesheet" href="stylesheet.css"/>
<title></title>
</head>
<body>
<div>
<a href = "https://www.google.com/">Google</a>
<a href = "https://www.yahoo.com/">Yahoo</a>
<a href = "https://www.bing.com/">Bing</a>
</div>
</body>
</html>
This looks just like regular HTML that has some links to some search engines. But when the CSS comes in, we get something else:
a:link{
    color:#008b45;
    text-decoration:none;
}
a:hover{
    color:#00ff00;
}
a:visited{
    color:#ee9a00;
}
If you want to test this out, go here. Unless you don't use Chrome. In that case go here follow the instructions, and then click the first link and be amazed. And with that, I'll leave this segment, and head over to the next.


JavaScript





      As I mentioned before, I found something interesting in my .js lessons. Yesterday, I was going over some lessons I'd already done. And realized something. I was looking at this code:

var bob = new Object();
bob.age = 30;
// this time we have added a method, setAge
bob.setAge = function (newAge){
  bob.age = newAge;
};

bob.getYearOfBirth = function () {
  return 2013 - bob.age;
};
console.log(bob.getYearOfBirth());

And I realized something. This section:

bob.setAge = function (newAge){
  bob.age = newAge;
};

is completely unnecessary! I took it out, and the lesson still worked! I seriously don't think these peopele really knew what they were doing. Their newer classes look better, but I think this one should still be in beta. Once I got past that I went on to the rest of the lessons. I'm still on the constructors because they're taking their time teaching this, which I'm totally OK with since they are difficult to learn. Here's what they said about constructors: "Constructors are a way to make objects with the keyword <new>. The most basic constructor is the <Object> constructor, which will make an object with no methods or properties."
     Ooooooh my. These people! Seriously shaking my head right now. I just passed my lesson using five different ways!! And most of them were just <undefined > or something similar. Which is just poop. There is no way that undefined is going to be ok in a real world situation. Here's the code:

function Rabbit(adjective) {
    this.adjective = adjective;
    this.describeMyself = function() {
        console.log("I am a " + this.adjective + " rabbit");
    };
}
var rabbit1 = new Rabbit("fluffy");
var rabbit2 = new Rabbit("happy");
var rabbit3 = new Rabbit("sleepy");
rabbit1.describeMyself();

At first, I tried to use <console.log> but apparently I was defining something wasn't there by using that, and then I tried a whole bunch of things, and they all passed, but I wasn't getting the return that I wanted. That's how I ended up with the code you see above. Kind of nifty. You just have to define a rabbit, and the words are already done. You don't have to write out each one, you just do it once! How neat!
Ok, this post is getting a little long here guys, so I'm going to call an end here. Remember to visit the links! Also, huzzah for beards.

--Martin

Wednesday, February 12, 2014

I Got Glomped!/.js Is Hard!

      
     It's a Wednesday here in my timezone, and that means I gotta pump out some juicy coding goodness. Also, that's the nerdiest thing I've said since.... yesterday. My gf sent me an HTML script that said she loved me. Yup we're nerdy. There should be a nerd pride parade! that would be so cool with blinking lights and whatnot! Maybe make the GPS route that we follow spell out NERD. *Ahem! ANYhoo... I'm actually at the coffee shop today. I know, it's not Friday! You're wasting gas! ACtually, I have to run errends when I'm done, so I thought: why not study at the coffee shop today? And that's what I'm doing. I switched back to the dev channel on my Pixel because the beta channel was getting laggy, so now that I have a smoother UX I'm happier. The music of choice today is "Programming Electric&Alternative" on Grooveshark. It's actually OK as long as they don't hit me with some Drake or similar stuff. Alright, I have my coffee at hand, my music going, it's time to plug in and plug away!


HTML/CSS





      So, on this front, we have Class and ID selectors. I love these guys; they make my day so much easier! I can now call things directly without worrying about disrupting something, and still have differences in something with the same tag as something else. Here's an exapmle:
<h2 id="intro">Introduction</h2>
<h3 class="standout">Classes and IDs in CSS</h3>
<p class="standout">Classes and IDs are super easy in CSS.
                                                  You're using them right now!</p>
<h3>Regular HTML Selectors</h3>


      Notice that there are tags with the same name,but they have <id> or <class> inside the tag, and those equal a name. So, the CSS side to this would look like this:
#intro{
    color:#b83c3a;
}
.standout{
    color:#f7ac5f;
    font-family:Verdana;
}
     Again, notice a few things that are different. There's the <#intro>, but then there's <.standout> tag the <id> tags get the<#> in front of their name, and the <class>  tags  get a period<.> in front of them.  You can have the same name for an <id> and a <class> and they won't interfere with each other. Why have the two different types of ways to call something specifically? I have no idea. They both work the same way. But I suppose I'll figure that out at some point.


JavaScript





      I swear... Every time I'm about to get the .js going stuff happens. It's already 6:02 PM here, and I'm just getting this part going. I got glomped by a friend that I hadn't seen in a while and I regret nothing. We had a great time catching up. I believe I made the right choice. I had a ball and now I'm scrambling to get some .js going. So, if this part of the post is skimpy, you know why. Also, I need to ramp up my .js times of studies. It's getting into the technical part, so I have to study twice as much to get what I'm being taught.
      Alright here we go. Still on constructors, sadly. They're really giving me the run-around. I just can't seem to memorize how to do this. I'm going to get it, it just isn't going to be easy. Right now, I'm working on this:

function Rectangle(height, width) {
  this.height = height;
  this.width = width;
  this.calcArea = function() {
      return this.height * this.width;
  };

  function calcPerimeter(height, width){
      this.height = height;
      this.width = width;
      this.calcperimeter = function(){
          return this.height * 2 + this.width * 2;
      };
  }
}

var rex = new Rectangle(7,3);
var area = rex.calcArea();
var perimeter = rex.calcPerimeter();

I wrote the calcPerimeter Method, but I can't seem to call it right, or it's missing something... I don't know. Turns out I had a lot of fluff in there... Typical me, add too much junk. I need to get that under control! Here's the finished code:
function Rectangle(height, width) {
  this.height = height;
  this.width = width;
  this.calcArea = function() {
      return this.height * this.width;
  };

this.calcPerimeter =function (){
    return this.height * 2 + this.width * 2;
  }
}

var rex = new Rectangle(7,3);
var area = rex.calcArea();
var perimeter = rex.calcPerimeter();

Notice the much smaller addition that I added. Pretty much, I just got carried away and added those two lines that got deleted because they said use the code already there as a model, but they didn't mean everything. Well, now that I got that out of the way, I done! I shall see y'all on Friday! Unless I get glomped again, but I doubt it since I'll be at home. So... bye! 


--Martin

Wednesday, February 5, 2014

So Late.../Debugging

     Well, it's a Wednesday, as we all know, and I'm at the house about to get a French press going again. My music of choice today, is one of my favorite modern singers. Allen Stone has done some amazing work. I love the jazzy style in his music. Today, I have hit my first real debugging issue ever. I was doing some lessons earlier today, and did exactly as the instructions said. That didn't really get me anywhere. Again, I have issue with the specialized console that I'm working with. It was giving me errors because I had an <else> to my <if> which is just crazy. There is no way that should interfere with anything, right? So, after getting through that craziness, I'm doing it again to ensure a better memorization of this lesson, there will be more after the HTML. So, now that I'v got that out of the way, time to plug in and plug away!
I really do love Allen Stone's music.


HTML




     So, the HTML, contrary to the JavaScript, is actually going quite nicely.  After finishing the tables section about monsters, I'm on to <div> and <span> I've already been dealing with <div> for a little while. I saw it on here, and did some research and found out how useful it is. I love it! You can make colors apply to exactly where you want it to. I'm so familiar with <span>, but I'm pretty sure I can take a stab at what it means. I suppose I'll find out when I get to it. So, <span> gives you more finite control. Let me give you a visual demo:
     Hello, my name is <div> and I make it so that when you hit enter things stay the same, but when I get
brought in
things get pushed around and there's not much you can do about it.
     See? I didn't put a <br /> tag in there or anything, that's just how it does things.
OK, let's try <span>:
      Hello my name is <span> and I don't mess things up. So, When I get called, You barely notice.
The <span> is around the "I" in case you didn't notice. Sly, right? Indeed. OK. Back to business!
     Well,I've been working away and now it looks as though I may need to have HTML/CSS as the header on this section. All done here for now!


JavaScript




      Man. Today the .js has been winning instead of the other way around. I just don't know about this, man. I think I need to take a step back and maybe a few chapters as well. They're just brushing over things that I barely have even heard of! So, What I'm going to do, is go back a few chapters and reexamine them tomorrow. This won't upset my progress, because; I'll be where I am now by Friday.       So, with that in mind, I'm going to finish what I'm working on now. I seriously did not like the debugging experience, but I know that it's a part of the process. So, just to clarify, I'm not discouraged, I just realize that I have so more to learn and need to reinforce certain areas. Which I think, is a good thing to do all the time anyways.
      I am getting it to work! Which is where I'm going to end this! The coffee, by the by, was TERRIBLE and I am definitely getting something tomorrow better than what I found lingering in the cabinets. So, tomorrow, I have two things: One: get some good coffee beans from the coffee shop. Two: Analyze the last few chapters of .js. I'll report back on Friday! See y'all!!

--Martin